Afrikaans Swearing English Translation
Gaan kak! Go shit!
Poes Pussy, cunt
Doos Pussy, cunt
Kont Pussy, cunt
Loop naai jou ma Go fuck your mother
Jy naai jou ma vir sakgeld You fuck your mother for pocket money
Trilkop Dickhead
Poes gesig Cunt face
Mofgat Softie
Spier van plesier Muscle of pleasure (the penis)
Grot van genot Cave of please (the vagina)
Jou Ma se pink en pers poes Your mother’s pink and purple pussy
Jou ma is ‘n oop drain Your mother is a whore
Gaan kak in jou ma se moer Go and shit in your mother’s cunt
Jou ma se poes Your mother’s cunt
Fok jou! Fuck you!
Jy pis my af You’re pissing me off
Hoer Whore
Slet Slut
Kak Shit
Poephol Asshole
Dom doos Dump pussy
Gaan fok jouself Go fuck yourself
Die duiwel sal jou haal May the Devil fetch you
Mag die duiwel jou haal May the Devil fetch you
Wyk Satan loop duiwel Go away Satan, walk devil
Wat de duiwel What the devil!?
Wat op aarde? What on earth!?
Hy is ‘n duiwel He is a devil
Wat die hel doen jy? What the hell are you doing?
So’n helsem What a bastard
Die poes That bastard
Jy is ‘n poes You are a cunt
Jou doos You shithead
Ek gee nie ‘n moer om nie I don’t care a damn
Vol kak Full of shit
Diep in die kak In deep shit
Voertsek Get lost
Klein kakfokker Little shit-fucker
Fok jou Fuck you
Jy is ‘n fokken teef You are a fucking bitch
Jou naai You fucking shit
Domkop Idiot
Jy is vol kak You are full of shit
Suig my piel Suck my dick
Jou simpel kont You stupid cunt
Jou kont se kind Your cunt’s child
Jou ma se bloed poes Your mother’s bloody cunt
Kontgesig Cunt face
Jou fokken poesneus You fucking cunt nose
Jou fokken pielvel You fucking foreskin
Jou Naai You Fuck!
Varkpoes Pig cunt
Hoerkind Son of a whore
Varknaaier Pig fucker
Jou ma se voelepte poes Your mother’s stale cunt
Jou ma naai vir snoek koppe Your mother fucks for fish-heads
Jou Ma se stink poes Your Mother’s smelly pussy
Jou ma se binneste lippe Your mother’s inner most lip
Stront Shit
Bliksem! Fuck it!
Jou bliksem! You bastard!
Die bliksemse ding! The fucking thing!
Verdomp! Damn!
Jou ma was n man Your mother was a man
Fok jou en jou hele familie Fuck you and your whole family
Loop naai jou hand Go fuck your hand
Ek sal jou donner I’ll smack you
Jou kwas Idiot
Jou Pielkop Dickhead
Snot sambok Penis
Slymsloot Vagina
Trill Penis
Fok jou, eet kak en vrek Fuck you, eat shit and die
Stront vir breins! Shit for brains!
Jy’s ‘n hondenaaier You’re a dog fucker
Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai Put your head in a cow’s ass and wait until a bull penetrates your anus
Jou Ma skuld my hond nog kleingeld Your mum owes my dog change
Jou ma se stink klont hang tiete Your mother’s stinking, lumpy, hanging tits
Jou fokken kakhuiskriek! You fucking shithouse cricket (insect)
Se vir jou ma daar’s vis Tell your mother there’s fish (to fuck for)
Moeras Poes Swamp cunt (name for Military police)
Jou ma se wap skiet pap Your mother’s pussy shoots porridge
Jou piel ruik soos ou vrot kaas Your dick smells like old vile cheese.
Jou ma se mond vol balhare Your mother’s mouth is full of ball hairs.
Jou ma het jou uit ‘n effie uitgeskud Your mother shook you out of a condom
Jou ma se wildebees siflis biltong poes Your mother’s pussy is like a dried-up syphilitic Wildebeest’s
Jou ma eet donkie se bloed poes jou werfetter Your mother eats the donkey’s bloody cunt, you yard-puss
Jy was gebore uit jou ma se poephol want haar fokken kont was te besig! You were born out of you mother’s ass because her fucking cunt was too busy.
Jou bliksemse meidenaaier You bloody maid fucker (Borders on racism: refers to a white man sleeping with his black domestic servant)
Jy lyk soos die nageboorte van ‘n vark wat deur die hoenderkak gesleep was! You look like the afterbirth of a pig that’s been dragged through the chickenshit!
Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig You were born from your mother’s arse because her cunt was too busy
Jou ma naai vir bus-geld en loop steeds Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks
Jou ma se opgedopte stink gat bloedenda vrot poes. Your mother’s inside-out smelly ass bleeding rotten vagina.
Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk. I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.
Jy’s nie ‘n kont nie; jy’s die stukkie wat stink You’re not a cunt, you are the piece that stinks
Jou ma se uitgedopte platannapoes in ‘n visblik Your mother’s inside-out toad vagina in a sardine can
Jou piel is so krom soos die hond se agterbeen Your dick is as bent as the dog’s hind leg
Gaan vat ‘n ruk Go jerk-off
Gaan kak ‘n aap Go fuck a monkey
Jou man se poes Your father’s cunt
Gaan naai ‘n koei Go fuck a cow
Jou snoek poes Your fish cunt
Jy lek hond balle You lick dog balls.
Jou drie-draadige, lang-haarige, snot-snaarige blou bles bliksem. You long-haired, snot-encrusted true blue bastard with three dicks
Jy het alweer sand in jou vagina There is sand in your vagina (to a man)
Poes in n vark se gat Cunt in a pig’s arse
Hoender nek piel Dick like a chicken neck
Kont se kind Son of a cunt
Werf eter Bastard in the yard (refers to an old man molesting children)
Jou ma se naai Your mother’s fuck
Piel styf Hard-on
Slaan jou binne jou ma se poes I’ll hit you back in your mother’s cunt.
Hoer naaier Slut fucker
Jou ma se piel! Your mother’s dick!
Jou ma was haar rug met haar tiete! Your mother washes her back with her tits!
Staan op jou kop dat ek in jou poes kan kak Stand on your head so I can shit in your cunt
Snor mossel Clit
Pielkop Dickhead
Kak Shit
Poes Pussy
Rektum ranger Faggot
Jou ma is so vet, nadat ek haar gespyker het moet ek drie keer omrol voordat ek afval van haar af. Your mother is so fat, after sex I have to roll over twice before i can get off.
Wingergriep or babbelaas Hangover
Poeslip Vaginal lip
Eet kak en vrek Eat shit and die
Gaan speel met jou ma se poes en kyk of jou aandete kan kry Go play with your mother’s pussy and try to get dinner
Poesdom Dumb pussy
Sy is so jags sy drup soos ‘n perkuleerder She so horny she drips like a percolator
Jy is ‘n aborsie-baba wat uit die asblik kon klim You are an abortion baby who climbed out of the dustbin.
Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae Suck on my hemorrhoids and wait for better days