Latin Swearing English Translation
Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: “Te futueo et equum tuum”] Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Cunnus Cunt
Irrumator Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
Leno Pimp
Flocci non faccio I don’t give a damn
Mihi irruma et te pedicabo Give me head and I’ll ass fuck you
Mentula Penis
Meretrix Prostitute
Bovis stercus Bull shit
Spucatum tauri Bull shit
Es stultior asino You are dumber than an ass
Dorme mecum Sleep with me
Es scortum obscenus vilis You are a vile, perverted whore
Es mundus excrementi You are a pile of shit
Cupis homines You crave men
Bibe semen meum Swallow (drink) my cum
Bibe semen meum e baculo Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup
Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: “Pallas meas lambe!”] Lick my balls
Es stercus! You shit!
Moecha Putida Dirty slut
Canis filius Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)
Podex perfectus es You’re a complete asshole
Futue te ipsum! Go fuck yourself!
Stercorem pro cerebro habes You have shit for brains
Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass
Perite Fuck off!
Impudens es leno You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Tu scronium es You are a whore
Androgynus Hermaphrodite
Caput stercoris Shithead (lit. head of shit)
Mentulam Caco I shit on your prick
Obesus porcus Fat pig
Cupio te meam mentulam sugare I want you to suck my dick
Matris futuor Mother fucker
Te odeo, interfice te cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Matris Prolapsus Bitch
Filius Nolius Bastard (lit. nobody’s son)
Furcifer Gallows-meat
Crucifer A person who carries his own cross
Ad nauseam To sickness
O tempora! O mores! Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
Stercus accidit Shit happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all!
O di immortales! Good heavens!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not worth a rat’s ass!
Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts
Fac ut vivas. Get a life.
Qui vir odiosus! What a bore!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. There’s no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking shit
Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass.
Saltatrix tonsa Drag queen (lit. “shaved dancing-girl”)
Lupa Prostitute (lit. “she-wolf”)
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the assholes make you their king?
Lupa Slut
Cacator Shitter
Plenus stercoris es You are full of shit
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum Take a hint
Derideo te! I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Apudne te vel me? Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit It isn’t over until it’s over
Illegitimi non carborundum Don’t let the bastards burn you
Labra lege Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima Read ‘em and weep
Morologus es! You’re talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum! What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam! What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est Everybody’s a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti Couch potato
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi Shut up and go away
Ut si! As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda Dirty cow
Vae! Damn!
Viri sunt Viri Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.
Varium et semper mutabile femina Women have fickle temperaments
Commodum habitus es You have just been owned
Canis matrem tuam subagiget Dog has desecrated your mother
Hic erit in lecto fortissimus He is Hercules in the sack
Asinus Stultissimus Dumbass (lit. “Very stupid donkey”)
Caput tuum in ano est Your head is in your ass
Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere How do you get your hair to do that?
Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat He loves whatever girl is present.
Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus Behave as your brother does.
Tuam matrem feci I did your mother
A tergo In the ass
Fili mei boni Sounds like feel my boner
Scio erit in lecto fortissimus I am Hercules in the sack.
Filius tu canis et cameli You are the son of a dog and a camel
Nothus homo Bastard (of a known father)
Spurius Bastard (of a unknown father)